I talked to a friend earlier this week who told me that she checked my blog recently and worried that I would go another 2 years without posting. As I am sure that all my readers are losing sleep over this very fear, I just wanted to reassure you that this will not happen.
As for the title of this post, I logged into google analytics for the first time in a few years and found out that one of the top ten searches that people use on google that then link them to my blog is “Coed Dressing Rooms in Michigan”. So let me just say that you sickos ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame. Though, in all honesty, some of the other searches were “Matt Dinger Pleather Pants” and “Hot Topic red velvet curtain” so maybe I should really be saying shame on me.